You know that when Ronaldo, the gayest man in sports, but also one of the richest and most famous, looks at his girlfriend’s ass…he’s thinking…FUCK I wish there were testicles hanging out of that thong…but dammit…Portugal is Homophobic and we can only fuck men when we win a game and blame it on our excitement as we are a passionate people…
You know when this Georgina Rodriguez was first cast to play the new Irina Shayk, she felt like a fucking lottery winner….and had to use her professional sex worker talents to be engaging, accommodating, but offer enough distress to keep the guy roped in..because whether he’s actually homo or just an icon to homos who don’t know they are homos – despite being into soccer – which is pure homo – he will want wife and marriage – it’s the catholic latin way…
And this bitch knows…make that fucking happen..because that #poollife will be far more rewarding when you’re fat and dumpy and over but still getting paid thanks to the decisions you made with your thong ass in your youth…
GOOD WORK Georgina….