I always feel so used when strippers only talk to me to get lap dances, it’s like the second you tell them you don’t want a dance, they just walk away like you’ve wasted their night, because you spend 30-45 minutes baiting them, stringing them along, making them think you were going to go in, because you don’t like seeing a woman sell her body that way, so you, as the social justice warrior, vigilante you are…try to cockblock their dances, only to not get dances, you know to really fire up their pimp boyfriends looking for cocaine money….because ever stripper has a loser at home playing videogames while his bitch is grinding perverts….
Well despite being a pervert, I am not that pervert….I am instead a HERO…
Here are some morning LINKS…in the Morning…MORNING…
TV Cancellations – Assuming Anyone Watches TV
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Hot Wrestling Bitches
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Blake Lively is Playing a Cage Fighter – Hilarious
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New Promo for the Mummy to Bore the Fuck Out of You
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The Guy Jumping into 1000 Moustraps
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Little Kid Taken Out by the Wind
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Stacking Cars in Singapore
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Former WNBA Teammates Get Married – Reminding Us How Sexy Their Lesbian Touring Was
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Miss USA Falls for Trap Question
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