Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My new pick up line is:

“could you dress me up in diaper and bonnet and introduce me as your baby?”

But I only use it on single 40 years old women who have never had kids, but always wanted kids, because I like to mock them for failing as women….

It’s the long weekend here and I am pretty sure I am dying but Here are some morning stepLINKS…

The Rock and Tom Hanks Announce Presidential Campaign

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Jean Claude Van Damme and Chuck Norris Training Together

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Elephant Hunter Crushed by Elephant

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Danny Morais Ass Paintinh

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Charlize Theron Slutty in Atomic Blonde….

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Do Porn Stars Have Sex with Fans

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Amber Rose Heard Tits..

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Trent Reznor Selling Bev Hills House

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Sea Lion Take Girl for Swim

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The Cheapest Private Jet You Can Buy

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day May 22nd, 2017