I get a lot of nudes for an average dude, but they come in waves, like girls are all wired to be horny exhibitionists at the same time…I’ll go for weeks with no nudes then all of a sudden I’m slammed with nudes…and I always seem to be the guy opening nudes in public and it is hilarious…because I don’t know I’m getting nudes and next thing you know spread ass is on my screen and as I try to figure out the angle there’s always an old pervert, or some young pervert, or a woman who acts appalled but who will go home to practice these poses in the mirror…because you know she sends nudes too…everyone does and I’m never embarassed because who gives a fuck, it’s just nudity…but I do fear potentially being charged as a sex offender…when really I’m just an innocent victim…
Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…
Ron Howard Taking Over New Star Wars Movie
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Nicola Peltz Has some tits
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Kissing Couple Caught on Camera
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Date Rape on the Bachelor Continues…
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Look How Docile Black Widow Spiders ARe
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One Republic Dude Has a Good House
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Breaking in the Bronx…
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Testing a Drone Gets Dangerous
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Raccoon Babies of the Day
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