Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Apparently all girls you’re sexting don’t like when you send them snapchats of a street hooker sucking your micro cock after a night of hard drinking…all limp and confusing because not one of them sent a nude today…when I was just trying to be considerate and romantic and say “you’re with me when I partake in all sex acts, not just your fantasies when I write you amazing sexts because I am a god with words, proven by the fact that I’ve got so many book deals with this site alone”….

What I am saying is, unless you have a 10 inch cock like Hulk Hogan….don’t be showing these girls your dick no matter how many times they show you you’re pussy…KEEP the mystery alive…

Here are some steplinks…

Guess Who Denies Lip Synching – GUESS – You’ll Never Believe Your Eyes – CLICKBAIT

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Miranda Kerr – Sugar Baby

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Nina Dobrev Looks Hot

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David from Roseanne’s House Burned Down

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Dude Punches a Young Girl in the Face Over Fried Chicken

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Rihanna Banging a Saudi Prince

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Baby Elephant Chases Birds

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Rolls Royce of the Day

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Weird Lego Roller Coaster

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Matthew Perry Made Some Serious Money – His House is Crazy

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day June 28th, 2017