Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am going to assume that it is the Fourth of July weekend because it is the Fourth of July tomorrow, and I am going to assume that no one in their right mind, even people in their wrong mind, are going to be sitting on a computer wondering what I have to say about anything, because ultimately it’s not that interesting….

And while I sit on a rock with no electricity or internet, contemplating suicide, telling the women here about how many women have orgasms during rapes, and eating pancakes, I have to ask myself what the meaning of life is, what our existence is all about, what does it all mean as specks of life that don’t matter in the grand scheme of things and the only conclusion I can come up with is…that it all comes down to nudes…spread asshole nudes…and suddenly it all feels ok….and worth going on…trudging into tomorrow…all for more nudes…

I am a basic man and here are some basic links….for you basic half retards…

Do YoU Remember the “Hot Felon” while He’s Fucking Bikini Wearing Billionaire Chubby Girl Chloe Green – Hilarious

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The 10,000 Dollar Pizza Bikini

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It’s Lohan’s Bday – Everyone Masturbate

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Squirrel Gives Himself a Green Mustache…HUH”?

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Angry Plus Sized Model…

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R2-D2 Sold At Auction for 2 Million

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Texting Driver Hits Curb Blows Tire

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Fidget Spinner Electric Guitar

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Some Chick Named Melissa Riso’s Fake Titty Cleavage

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Woman Who Hates Piers Morgan or Some Nonsense

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day July 3rd, 2017