Fourth of July motherfuckers which I guess means today is a celebration of the Tom Cruise Movie, because I am not an American and besides seeing the border light up like it was the revolutionary war, only with fire works, the smell of fast food, trailer park outhouses and cheap face injections of people trying to be hollywood…on a budget….Attention Walmart Shoppers…I’m not American and will go about my daily life of staring at girls in pants to tight, shorts too short, shirts too see, bras too non existent, panties too small but soaked through as she uncrosses her legs thanks to the world being so porned up, as they SEXT all fucking day…because that’s the American dream…at least in canada..
Here are some MORNING links…
Game of Thrones Chick Learned Oral Sex from the Show
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Road Rage Ends Respectfully
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Cat Stuck in the Bricks
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Maria Menounos – Brain Tumor
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Paris Hilton Slutty in Ibiza
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I was Amazed This Didn’t Include Executive Semen
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World’s Most Dangerous Rope
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Kourtney Kardashian in a Bathing Suit
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NERD SHIT!
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