Sarah Hyland is the weird looking, skinny version of Ariel Winter who looks nothing like Ariel Winter, but is equally shameless because I guess the execs of their very expensive TV show put a seminar together on how to generate some buzz online, so that people fall into their trap and tune into their show, even though no one watches TV anymore….otherwise why would both be on the shameless slutty mission…could it be that the sex worker who plays their mom on the show taught them her tricks at winning at life? I guess we’ll never know..
But we do know that Ariel Winter, like most fat sisters, is clearly eating all the craft services food off Sarah Hyland’s plate…that or this one’s just some premature freak who is aging super strange, like her parents put her on hormone therapy to keep her young…
WHO knows..this Bud’s for you…