Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I always find it interesting when I come across a young enough woman, we’re talking 18 and over, I’m a pervert but not that kind of pervert, who says her fantasy is to be a plantation owner’s daughter who fucks the slaves….because a cock owned by daddy tearing her apart is her everything….

I mean racism is dead, where would she even come up with a backwoods fantasy like that….and more importantly why doesn’t she accept my application to be her daddy’s slave, I like free room and board and young chicks to fuck in exchange for some menial labor…

RIGHT….

Local News Anchor Gives Up on Air

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Conde Nast Freaks Out over British Vogue Tell All

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Bonfire Gets Pissed

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Brandi Glanville on Joanna Krupa’s Stinky Pussy

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Lena Dunham VS DOg Resuce

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Hulu Adds HBO

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Keychain-Sized Game Boy

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day July 7th, 2017