Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

DOWNS for UPS is my new charity – I need at least 5 Downs Syndrome guys who work as UPS delivery people….and if they don’t exist…we need to start the petition….

THAT SAID…

Someone Hacked my Emails. I like to think it was Lohan…because she wants to make sure I’m not cheating on her…but we all know that’s not the case, it’s more likely the FBI trying to hunt down all you sex offenders…

Speaking of sex offenders…the Highlight of my facebook today was when some guy wrote “Three things you tell my 20-year old self”…you know morning motivation that 100 people were commenting on….and I wrote “making you my child bride”….it’s the little things…

Here are some morning LINKS…cuz it is the MORNING…

Barrel Rolling a New SUV

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Beyonce’s Twin Reveal is So Trashy

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Cosplay Pussy

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Hard Nipples of the Day

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Zendaya is Dating Spiderman

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Why Joe Rogan Doesn’t Perform at Colleges

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Dunkirk Looks Crazy

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Cat Sitting on Dog’s Face

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day July 14th, 2017