Some random dude walking his dog turned to me and asked me how old I was….because I was fatter than my dad….which was odd because I don’t think age and overeating have anything to do with each other just visit a high school gym class in the midwest…as you do…and see….
So I just said “it’s from eating all the pussy and I mean…ALL THE PUSSY”….before having him raped by my three gay black biker with AIDS security detail…
I mean…I wish that was my security detail…
Here are some morning links…
Taylor Swift Being Carted Out of her House in a Suitcase – Hilarious
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British Airways Gets Celebs for their Safety Info Video
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The Best of Star Wars including the Daisy Slut on the Graham Norton Show
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KREEPY KERMIT
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No One Cares About the New Blade Runner
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Celine Dion in Pajamas
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Lily Collins – EURO SEX POT Vacation
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Bikini
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