I was randomly attacked by two meth addicts in a pick-up truck for taking a snapchat of them….I liked their meth addict wonky meth faces…looking like corpses at 25…one was a girl and the other I guess her boyfriend and they went off, telling me how they would kill me, or rip my face off, all while TWEAKING….
In her rage, she called me fat, always a powerful dis because I am fat, am well aware I am fat, and did the eating to get myself fat…making me disappointed that she couldn’t come up with anything more clever…but the whole experience turned me on…
I guess I’ll always have a thing for girls in short shorts and a crop top with skeleton faces and no teeth….a real life demon….shaking with crazy…all hard nippled from her neglected kids she had while a teen with her dad…and basically drooling on herself as she rips me apart in some “episode” that involved broken white trash english….it reminds me of most 5 dollar blow jobs I’ve bought…
So I offered to rape her mangled face for 5 dollars while her boyfriend drug dealer pit bull handler watched..as any sensible person would…
Here are some morning links…not as inspiring….but still lovely…..
Circular Rainbow…
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Tara Reid – Awesome Tits
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It’s Unfortunate that Stephen Colbert Gets Shows instead of Dying
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Clooney Directs Damen in a Coen Brothers Scripted Movie
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Kid Rock for President…Weird
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Rooney Mara Has a Crazy House
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The Dude Who Tries to Scam the Cops
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Beyonce Wins at Life
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The Dick Meg Ryan Puts Up in Her
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