Someone told me that they don’t like masturbating because it’s not real…
Everytime I’ve masturbated…it’s been pretty fucking real..
At least according to the mall security guard who kicked me out of the Victoria’s Secret….
YES….morning links.
Usher on the Fat as Fuck Chick WHo Claims He Gave her the Herp by Didn’t Give her the Herp But Could have given her the Herp when all she wanted was a Pizza
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Jumping Cars with Pogo Sticks
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Strange Sea Creatures
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Naked on the Balcony of the Day
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Lena Dunham Cleavage to Throw Up To
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Disney Hates Netflix
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Naked on the Tanning Bed
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Fergie in a Black Bikini
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Huge Ass of the Day
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