I guess the Teen Choice awards happened, but you probably already knew about all of that, you know while sitting in your van outside of the teen choice awards, a trip you make every year at the end of the summer, hoping and praying that you’ll finally get invited in, because it is the only thing that matters in your life, because you had a fucked up childhood, an even more fucked up adolescence, you cystic acne, your awkwardness, your love for bathing in vinegar or lack of showering, chronic masturabtion to girls in your class, anxiety around woman…your no friends, not girlfriends, your family who hated you….leading a life of teen obsession, hoping to one day relive the trauma the right way, not that you have a great job in middle-management…
Well, for those of you who weren’t aware of the teen choice Awards, a award show I doubt teens even watch, since they don’t watch TV, or fuck with award shows, so they don’t actually vote, but the networks do, so it carries on with fake news, fake votes, fake bullshit…fake…
Bella Thorne was there, looking like a raver who got shat on by another raver, because they are so edgy…and EDM….who make EDM…because anyone can apparently…and people like jerking off to her….even though she’s annoying….so here she is…
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I am sure there were a lot of attention seeking, stage parented, broken 20 year olds who play teens on TV shows no one watch there….but I’m too lazy to find them.