I know that I have 2 or more hours until the total eclipse of my heart, but I’ve spent the better part of the weekend staring at my wife to get myself motivated to stare right into the eclipse, so that I go blind and never have to stare at her again….
I like seeing, I actual think it’s one of my greatest assets, you know the one joy I get out of life, but this woman is so gross on so many levels, at least physically, because as a person she’s not so bad…that I would rather not have to face what my life is or has become, or at least what I am contractually obliged to eat out thanks to marrying someone who pays all the bills, but who wasn’t these obese…
I know they say the grass is always greener, but in this case, it is because there is no grass..
I know they say obesity kills…but just not fast enough…
So eclipse sent from heaven, some religious experience, take my EYES with you…I can’t stand to see this ass waddle naked from kitchen to bathroom..
Yes. I am being dramatic…but trust…it is that bad…
Here are some morning links for the weekend’s end!
Bikini Girl Doing Motorcycle Stunts
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You can Photograph an Eclipse with your Phone
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Terrifying Woman in a Bikini Top of the Day
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Some Dude in Shailene Woodley’s Bathing Suit
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The Man Who Repairs Willie Nelson’s Old Beat Up Guitar Trigger…I’m a Willie Nelson Fan…
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Jay Z Talks About the ELevator Fight Cuz He’s so Hood
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