Tommy Lee is dating some instagrammer named Brittany Furlan, who I actually follow, yet feel like I’ve never heard of her, because I guess IG doesn’t feed me every whore I follow on the regular, and I guess my brain doesn’t register random sluts I follow when I was drunk, but I do follow her, and I guess that makes her my friend, one sided friend, since she doesn’t follow me back and since I am just 1 of her millions of followers reminding me how insignificant I am…
That said, the honeymood sex tape, cure of hepatitis, rocker Tommy Lee who must be hundred, and who must have fucked thousands of women at this point in the game, was traveling with her and they both left the commercial airline bathroom, because it is assumed they fucked, her got sucked off, they did a line of coke together….who really cares, we’ve seen dude fuck Pam Anderson 20 years ago…this is not shocking, life changing, or that interesting…
I see regular girls who are horny little monsters all fucking day, every fucking day, everyday girls fucking in bushes in the park, jerking off in cars, it’s out of control – porn generation shit…that just seems logical when the girl involved looks like a porn chick and the dude involved is already a seasoned pornstar in his spare, rich as fuck, rockstar time off…I mean…that’s the whole point of being a rockstar…
Amazing the places social media can take you…I mean…without it..she’d probably still be working the strip club somewhere, not fucking rockstars…
Here are some of her social media pics…