If you’re like Lance Armstrong, Maria Sharapova, Ben Johnson, The Entire Russian Olympic Team, any convicts on Parole, or kid with asshole parents, you’ll know that one of life’s great invasions of privacy, ruiner of cool, party stopper, downer, annoyance is social media, phones tracking your every move, the government parked outside your house in UPS vans….
IS drug testing….
Pee Testing…
Like let me pee in peace you DICK…Who the fuck’s business is it what any of us ingest, why are they trying to kill our buzz, ruin our fun….and for that reason alone we should protest…
No one….I repeat NO ONE…should stand between us and a good time…with our medicine that they for some reason deem to be “not medicine”….FASCISTS….
If you’re a rich kid in rehab, or trying to trick your parents, someone on parole, someone applying for some bullshit job where drug testing is a requirement / invasion of privacy, a pilot, or other person who have to do drug tests as part of their job…..
You have options…you don’t need to let anyone ruin your good time….and thanks to the people at DRUG TESTING SOLUTIONS
You don’t need to google things like “how long does Marijuana stay in my system”…or deal with the anxiety, which is straight up abusive, and should allow you to sue them for mental anguish….you have options…to pass, fake, protest but still do, the PEE test….you don’t need to get stopped or punished for just living your life dawg….
You don’t need to pay some pre-drug users for their pee…or buy it from some third party pee vendor…who steals his pee from the Old Folks home…you can use like;
1. Sub Solution Synthetic urine kit
2. Incognito Belt (synthetic urine on a belt)
3. Rescue Cleanse 32oz detox drink
4. Spike Additive ( Urine additive for instant tests)
5. Instant Clean Additive (urine additive for lab tests)
So don’t let the MAN…or anyone oppress you…play the system, by winning the system, gaming the system…with the help of these things!
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Here are some drunk girls peeing to celebrate CLEAN PEE!!
Everyone PEES…even Miley!!
MORE! PEEING! GIRLS!