Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

• 7 years ago

There’s something pretty shitty about losing my cellphone and searching the shitty apartment for it for over an hour…only to find it stuck to my wife’s asshole when I had to help her wipe…

I like to try to convince myself that it is a good luck charm, or that it’s a sign of things can’t get any worse so it’s all rainbows and pastures filled with naked girls from here, but then she farts…as I am pulling my phone out of her ass and I realize that no, it is in fact a prison, or a terrible joke….let’s go with terrible joke.

Here are some morning links….in the morning…

Lord of the Flies Remake is about a Bunch of Girls Stuck on a Deserted Island Trying to Make Solar / Wind and Fire Power to Charge their Cellphones so that they can take Deserted Island beach selfies all day until they are forced to eat each other, but don’t because they are raw vegan, so instead just eat sand….a diet they vlog about so everyone knows just how good remittent fasting is, and how good a detox being stranded on an island is, and OMG you can see my abs this is so great…good times.

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Chuck D vs Flavor Flav – Who Cares

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Netflix Series on a man at a Dodgers Game who Killed a 16 Year Old Girl

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J.Lo in a Magazine

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Cuban Kim K is a criminal….

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Hot Sluts By the Pool

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Kim K on feminism

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Cool Glass Sculptures

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Six Million Dollar Man – DEAD

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