Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Getting a girl to eat my ass when unshowered, unkempt, ungroomed….like I typically am…because I am practically homeless and have give up on life…plus I like wearing the same pair of sweatpants everyday…pretty much smelling like shit and not even from my shit hole was always a challenge….but not that I have debilitating bloody hemorrhoids…ravaging the thing…fiery enemy from sitting on my ass 2 decades…it’s become all the more complicated…

Good things there are disgusting people in the world…willing to do anything for 25 dollars….

Here are some morning links…as I hurt.

Jim Carey is a Weirdo

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James Woods Vs the Traveling Pants Girl..

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Rumer Willis – Bikini

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News Rerporter Help Rescue a Baby Dolphin

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PewDiePie Drops the N WORD

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Joanna Krupa is a Whore

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The Tallest Cat and the Longest Tail Cat Live Together

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Driving an 8 Million Dollar Mech Robot

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GET VAPES!

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day September 13th, 2017