Telling the college aged girls you’ve been living next to for the last 15 years – but who you’ve never spoken to – but who you have to speak to because you’re the only two people in the dog park and you have lived next to each other for 15 years that you really appreciate that she’s on trend not wearing a bra because she’s built like someone who doesn’t need a bra – perky as fuck – is not the way to a smash and dash fulfilling her old fat homeless neighbor fantasy….
Following up that nipple talk with “but I like when you wear a bra and panty, remember that day last summer when you were tanning in the backyard in your underwear…you were with a guy and I think you may have been drinking sangria but I couldn’t tell from my vantage point.”..Will not redeem you…so it’s best to switch the subject onto how her mom used to be hot when I moved in – what went wrong…
I assume it’s aspergers
Here are morning links…
The Hurricane Ruined Melissa Joan Hart’s Vacation
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Crazy Napali WOman Attacks
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Breakfast Club Star Convicted of Assault – Not Molly Ringwald
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PUNISHER OFFICIAL TRAILER BECAUSE COMIC BOOK MOVIES ARE THE ONLY THING THAT HAPPENS
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Ariel Winter’s Mom is On a Promo Tour
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Drunk Jessica Simpson is Still Hilarous
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Paris Jackson – POKIES
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Cat Trainer of the Day
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Jessica Biel – Dirty Dancing
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I still can’t get over the Dog Hater of the Week
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