The problem with being an old fat diabetic drunk is that I’ve stopped going to the strip club or college aged clubs to look at the young pussy and potentially seduce them with my dance moves / charm / other tricks that like David Copperfield / Cris Angel Mindfreak I can give up…but let’s keep it at “girls are exhibitionists and like attention”….
So instead I just drink looking at the wall…waiting for the appocalypse…virtually thinking of nothing at all…except that the government corrupt and using our date to mine us like we are pawns in their evil plan…just sort of rotting…which makes for a pretty uneventful story….content…adventure…but the fact that I’ve been here for a long time, too long…what more can I really say…I’ve said it all…yet I keep going….and have no idea why…
Here are some stepLINKS…
Celebs Read Mean Tweets
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Idris Elba Jerks off to Fan Fiction About Himself
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The Kardashians Bring the Bullshit with More Pregnancy – This Time – OJs Daughter
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Jordana Brewster in a See Through Dress
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Mila Kunis for Jim Beam
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Wonky Tits Patridge Trying to get Press by Not Being Beat Hard Enough By Her Husband
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Maniac Driver of the Day
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The Cast of Will And Grace Doing a Dance – Don’t Click
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How Kevin James Kills Off His Wife on the Sitcom….
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See Through Suppressor in Slow Motion because Why the Fuck Not
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A Clockwork Orange – The Glamorous Psychopath
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