Lindsay Lohan is an angel sent from heaven…the dream girl, the one I feel most connected to for no actual reason other than I like saying it…we’ve watched her grow up, we’ve seen her tits get bigger, and we’ve seen her near death, but then make what could have been a comeback but that is totally not a comeback at all…still crazy, still a mess, still a disaster, only now older, more haggard, jacked up with Plastic Surgery, and for years she had been keeping to herself, under the radar barely offensive in her self destruction, or what I guess we could call her coming of age, figuring herself and life out as the world was unfair to her by giving her so much then taking it away…and I guess now she’s back to crying for attention as women do…especially ones sold out as kids who don’t really get it…but know that people stop caring real fast…and they do it in slutty photoshoots like this…for fashion magazines like this..and the key to all of this is to remember one very important thing…she’s LOHAN…a god…to all..
She’s boxy, but busty, she’s weird and from afar she looks good…and that’s good…because she’s Lohan..our queen.