The number one problem with marriage, along with being in fucking prison that you can’t really escape, facing the same shitty obese woman who is a fraction of what she was when you met, a partner who turned enemy you can’t stand…is that you can’t jerk off in peace anymore….when you’re a single and alone degenerate you can just jerk off in the kitchen, in the basement, on the couch…pretty much anywhere you want…to anything you want, but the second you get the wife you’re hiding in the bathroom, waiting until she leaves to get groceries, doing it in the car on the way to do errands for her…and when you can’t jerk off where and when you want in your own damn house, or the house she pays for with her disability checks that you mooch off of…you are no longer a man….or a free man…and the only excitement is knowing one day either you or her will die..you know to switch it up…
That said, the highlight of my day was watching a young couple in love on a park bench, dude eating out her neck like it was her asshole and I thought…oh how nice it must be to not be disgusted by your woman…but then I realized, he’s probably on the park bench because his wife is at home and it’s the only place he can get his fuck on…
I also saw a tattooed up girl dressed up like a dinosaur with horns and all wearing short shorts and it was magical….
The Italian Media got it Right with Homewrecker Asia Argento
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Weird Charlene Yi VS David Cross – The Racist
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Billy Joel Knocked Up Some Pussy
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Lynda Carter Lookin’ Old….
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Found Dragon Skeleton
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Nipples that Don’t Matter of the Day
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Jenny McCarthy Old Washed Up
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Ambrosio with her Cameltoe…
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This Me Too Shit is Ridiculous
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Cool Shit You Can’t Afford on Auction…
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Polite Cat
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Tara Reid Hotness
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Secret Marriage of the Day
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Blac Chyna is Suing ALl the Kardashians
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Kendall Jenner in VOGUE
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Pumpkin Filled with Shrimp VS Otter
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Shooting Shotgun Shell Without a Gun
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Halston Sage is Hot
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Lean on Me Kid Arrested for Drug Charges
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Jennifer ANiston Nipples
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Will Smith Cashes in on 90s Revival with a DJ Jazzy Jeff New Song…
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Ocean Front Naked Chick
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Messy Tits Couvered in Blue
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Girls in the Shower Together
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Pussy in Flowers
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