I think it’s safe to say that everyday is a nightmare…from sitting on a computer everyday writing about shit I don’t care about because I have nothing better to do…to sleeping on the same soiled mattress I’ve been on the last 20 years…next to a 250 maybe 300 pound woman who won’t fucking die….it’s a nightmare…
I don’t need model parties with hot models in costumes like the ones I seen all over instagram yesterday to remind me how spooky life actually is…
But I do know a very important thing…all that Halloween candy is on sale today and fat bitches with diabetes are gonna stock the fuck up…giving me a few hours to jerk off to cam girls…so in ways there’s a light at least a glimmer of it…and sure it may just be a hallucination or fantasy…but when it hell you need hope….we all need hope…my hope is that this discount chocolate is what puts the wife into diabetic coma…so that I can be free to go to all the model parties with hot models in costumes I’ll definitely be invited to after writing creepy internet content on them everyday…..it’s the gateway to fucking them…didn’t you learn anything in elementary school…I tease you cuz I like you.
Here are some morning links..
The Science Behind a Bowl of Cheerios
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Jeremy Piven – Rapist
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Farrah Abraham Fired from new MTV Series for Doing Porn
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Corey Feldman’s Child Rape Cash Grab Continues
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Fyre Festival Was Probably the Most Genius Marketing Experiment Ever
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Brandi Glanville Dressed Like LeAnn Rimes
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A New Halloween Next Halloween
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