Dad, is that you?
You see I never met my father, he was some American who worked his way into Mexico to knock up my whore mother…so there is technically a chance that he is now Nicole Scherzinger, you know after the sex change and his singing career turned him into a star…
Not because I look like Scherzinger, or because our ages line up, but because I think she lives a double life, tight body or not, she seems like a cartoon version of a woman like most trannies, and that means she could have possibly been my dad, like any of you could be my dad, when you’ve never had a dad you look for that in everyone or some shit…
She’s in a tight dress at an event…I’m not buying it.