Dazed magazine, not to be confused with the exploitative Paper magazine, who try to break the internet by exploiting black women who have made it in the white woman, not that Kim Kardashian is black, or can be exploited more than she’s exploited herself….put out their own break the internet, featuring Rihanna…but not for having an orgy with herself, like you’d expect from her, at least in her slutty years…and not for balancing a champagne glass on her fake ass, but for being really fucking scaled down, not made up, like a girl in art school out at a bar…fully clothed…and I guess it’s to not piss off her Arab billionaire suitor who wants his girl to be respectable…or maybe it’s cuz she’s given up, her weight gain would make you assume that…and this is zero hot…
I guess everyone has a lifespan and she’s managed to make a lot of fucking money in a short period of time that she could pretty much take selfies of herself shitting, taking nasty fucking dumps after eating too many chicken wings, and people would still go nuts for her…give her brand deals….and celebrate whatever scam it is she managed to pull off…
Magical really
Here she is for Vogue Paris