Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes I go out to the mall during Christmas Shopping season and realize a few very important things, the first is that girls don’t dress as slutty as they used to, which is too bad, I guess instagram has given them the confidence to wear their pajamas out, you know since their instagram features their butt holes spread…I’ve also realized how obsolete the retail experience is, old ladies working cash registers like it’s the 1960s, when you should just get your shit off Amazon prime, but then I realize that I never bought stocks in Amazon, even though I’ve been doing internet bullshit since 1999 everyday all day, and knew better, then there’s the whole Bitcoin thing, where was I when it was 30 dollars, I was saying “too complicated to figure out, will probably just be a scam like penis enlargement pills”…it’s nice to remember than I am a loser on even more levels than I thought…this holiday time of year…

Sometimes, it takes Christmas to remember how insignificant we all are…

Here are some morning LINKS…

SHOP MY HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

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Amazon Prime Driver Poops in Front of House

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Eminem Buying Diamond Cock Rings

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Kate Beckinsale VS MEN

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Trashy Brazilian in the Sheer Outfit

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Kaley Cuoco Gets Married

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Foghorn of the Day

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Mom Tries VR

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Doing the Corgi Spin

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day December 4th, 2017