Last night, I dreamt about my computer getting stolen by a hooker in a third world country….and not about having sex with the hooker in a third world country…but rather me running after the people the hooker gave my computer to…officially too old to even dream about fucking…while also being the guy who talks about his fucking dreams like they fucking matter…in a world where most people find listening to people talk about their dreams a fate worse then death….fuck the death sentence, just lock killers in a room listening to people describe their dreams…24 hour programming of that shit a day…it is the worst, but this is a blog, my journal, and you’re the creepy voyeur accidentally reading this while looking for tits…
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