When hiring hookers, I used to always think that the crazier girls were the best girls…you know the ones jonesing, shaking, with the dead eyes, you know exciting, at least to have sex with..but then one day some ravage savage of a girl who I guess took uppers or bath salts to help bring out her crazy….tried to bite my dick off..and not in a good “she uses her mouth like a fucking palm sander” way…young grinding you down to a smooth nub…but in a thinks it’s a demon trying to kill her or the world that she needs to rid the world of while screaming some sort of religious shit, speaking in tongues shit….tried to knock me out and eat my testicles….shit…
So now, when hiring hookers, I look for the defeated, fatter, lazy ones you know will just lay there and not say much….half dead..ready to be your willing hole because she doesn’t know what’s going on…
Not that I use hookers, I’m a married man and I don’t even leave the house but….if I did….because being married is a fate worse than death that by default makes you want to fuck everyone because you cant’…
I’m just giving Christmas Holiday / Christmas Day / Brothel Christmas Hooker advice for those of you alone and tired of jerking off…
Because “IT IS FUCKING CHRISTMAS”…and this is my Christmas Mirak
Here are some morning links…
Neighbor From Hell – Woman Spray Pants Her Neighbor’s House
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DiCaprio’s New Pussy is DeNiro’s Big Titty Clickbait Kardashian Friend
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Slutty Chicks Do Golf Tricks
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Celebrity Christmas Cards are as Terrible as You’d Expect – Accept Sarah Stages, She’s Good
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Motorcycle Robbery at Gun Point
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Scott Disick Bought His Ugly Kardashian Kid a Motorbike
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Eva Longoria in a Silk Dress
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Insane Clown Posse are Still on the FBI List
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Check Out Our Holiday Gift Guide
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The Champagne of Rollies!
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