If you’re like me, you probably watched Die Hard yesterday, it’s obviously one of the top Christmas movies of all time, and it features the talented movie star, midget Bruce Willis, who’s sperm created these girls up inside Demi Moore….girls I like to think are proof that Demi had aggressive plastic surgery done…because they are all a little ugly…
In sad news, Scout Willis has me blocked on social media, so I can’t see her updates and can’t tell you if this nude pic rocking a nice thick bush and some good sized tits are her, but the internet says it is, so I’ll take it…
I assume she blocked me cuz I was trolling or talking shit on her, which is pretty fucking weird thing for a grown man to do…yet I do it….to people who google themselves…
The good news, or miracle, is that I can see Tallulah, the middle sister’s profile, not blocked yet…and was able to join them on a journey to do some Hot Spring / Nordic Spa-ing to cleanse their bodies and detox, in bikinis….
Talluah best caption on the pics was “dedicated to everyone who called me ugly at 13″, because I guess she feels hot, or like she’s grown into herself, and really why call people, especially entitled spoiled rich kids who weren’t raised in LA but who are still pretty fucking LA, ugly…when it’s the mom, Demi, and her huffing Nitrous when people are dying in her pool in LA, you gotta focus on…I mean these girls are just innocent rich kids doing their thing…half naked, in efforts to have more purpose in the world than just being a WILLIS / MOORE hybrid creature.
I’m a fan….it’s sad knowing we will never be friends.