Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

2018, still uneventful! It’s like I’ve been waiting my entire life for 2018 to come around and have everything miraculously change – like some devine intervention – making me believe that their is some kind of god…yet nothing..

It’s like if you want things to change or happen for you, you have to consistently work towards them, whether it’s being healthy and fit, wealthy and successful…you have to spend every single day hacking at it.

Where’s the fucking fun in that, why can’t we all just be Youtubers who went viral with one shitty video and now make 10 million or more a year….because…we’re lazy, pathetic, average at best losers…not interested in buying into the system or playing the system because the idea of actually talking to other humans, even when manipulating them to pay us…makes us sick…and I guess that in and of itself…works for me, I mean not really by any standard benchmark to measure against, but in the fact that I’m content in my inadequacies and underachieving…I’m just that dude.

Here are some LINKS

Carrie Underwood is Hiding Her Face Due to Becoming Muslim

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Frankie Muniz Had a Cool Mansion

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Maria Menounos Getting Married on Live TV was so Lame – and Awkward and Awful

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Family Does a Punjabi Dance

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Rosie Hungtington in Yoga Pants

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Energy Saving Auto Dimming Street Lights

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Get Fit – Guide

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Jessica Biel Gets Tits

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Dave Chapelle VS the Girls Vs Louis CK Clickbaiting

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Dude Passes Out Hard at a Wedding

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Creepy Cat Meowing

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Almost Killed on the Freeway

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day January 2nd, 2018