We live in a world where celebrity men who negotiate strong contracts to put the pressure on the producers to not need extra work days to fuck with his busy schedule from being a famous fucking person….have to donate money earned to a cause that doesn’t exist and that is totally fabricated for his 3 days of work….in order to make good because the girl counterpart in the movie got paid 1000 dollars for the same work…even though she’s not nearly as famous…and negotiated that contract….
We also live in a world where I won’t admit that women poo, I still haven’t come to terms with that, but luckily thanks to women pandering to my needs as a man, PATRIARCHY, no women I know have ever sent me sexts involving them taking a huge dump…
You know from crowning to the stretching of anus for a glorious green snake to slither out of her into the crystal waters of the dank toilet…
But one day that will happen, with all this technology and people giving into the porn fetishes…coupled with feminism…it starts with celebrating periods and ends with diarrhea butt shots…instagram will become a messy messy place….
Here are some stepLINKS..in the morning for the weekend that involved me doing VERY FUCKING little…
Rooster Runs to the Bus to Get His Momma
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Eliza Dushku Molested at Age 12 – Apparently…
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When Your Amish Town is Frozen…Do Amish Donuts…
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Dancing Girl Almost Kills Herself with Christmas Lights…
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Aziz Ansari is the Latest Rapist who Let Ego Get to His Head and Took Advantage of Willing Women
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Alessandra Ambrosio – BIKINI
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Britney Spears Live Dance Show to Celebrate Her Quitting Vegas
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Slackline Fail
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Dog Gets Tucked In
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Subway Jared Wants Out of Prison
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