Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I used to bang a girl with huge labia, so big that she was totally ashamed of her vagina, if she spread it out it looked like some prehistoric bird with a terrifying wingspan, so big that she would tuck them inside herself and try to tape them in place so no one could see the flaps in her pants, she’d also wear a maxi pad like a pillow in her panties every day, not just on her period…

Sometimes I wonder if she was a woman or just a botched sex change operation. I guess I’ll never know. Maybe I’m just trying to attach myself to this gender neutral world….because some pussy looks like deflated ball sack. Yet I still fuck it. Cuz I’m a dude and that’s what we do. Even if the media paints a different picture of us,….

I am so progressive in my willingness to fuck….a real feminist celebrating all vaginas…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Stormy Daniels Spanked Trump with a Copy of Forbes

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Dakota Fanning LEgs.

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Baby Ardvark of the Day

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Marky Mark in a Steroid Ring

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Girl Playing in Construction Equipment

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Hannah Ferguson Wrestling is Pretty Hardcore

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Creepy Celebrity Romance News for the Perverts

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shitposting MEME in Real Life….

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Dennis Rodman in REhab

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RIP ORANGES

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day January 19th, 2018