Brooke Candy didn’t matter when she almost mattered and she sure as hell doesn’t matter now…
She was a gutter female rapper who was the original Iggy Azalea, you know a girl who pretends she’s a stripper, who may actually be a stripper, but who instead of stripping got a record deal and started touring…maybe because she connected with a record producer putting titties in her face, or maybe because she went viral for putting titties on the internet and producing shit songs that the retard kids like…
And now, a few years later, she’s wearing nipple tattoos, posting them, because she’s trying to be revolutionary, inspiring, inclusive, sex positive, whatever the fuck this is, all while being pretty fucking gross.