Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s the winter Olympics, or what I like to call, the sports events I can’t jerk off to, except maybe for ICE DANCING, because those girls wear mini skirts, those fit little dancing asses constantly exposed, and as a Canadian, it’s almost the only porn we had before the internet…

But other than that, unless you like speed skating thighs, or Bobsledding masculinity, or Lindsay Vonn’s nudes after being destroyed by all the black cock…

I think jerking off to the Olympics may be hard…but I believe in you, you are the champion of the masturbation perversion…and this is your time to fucking shine…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Rose McGowan’s Manager Killed Herself

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RATS ON AN EXCALATOR

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98 Year Old Finds Old He really Is

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Ariana Granda Almost Died after the Manchester Attack – but Failed to Die

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Olivia Wilde Tight Jeans in LA

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Trombones Playing the Star Spangled Banner

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Joaquin Phoenix is the Next Joker

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Eagles Coach Cathing a Beer One-Handed

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Hardcore Girls Being Pretty Hardcore

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day February 9th, 2018