It’s Mardi Gras and as much as I love New Orleans and the idea of drunk women flashing me their tits for beads that cost me very little to buy, or even just for the sake of flashing me their tits because girls are exhibitionists…
I have never been to a Mardi Gras celebration, and every year I think “maybe I’ll go to Mardi Gras Next Year”, but I can’t afford that shit, so instead I will just walk around this winter snowed in bullshit and ask every woman I see to flash me her tits…and when they get mad at me, I’ll show them the GOOGLE SEARCH proving today is Mardi Gras, because no one here actually gives a fuck about Mardi Gras…..but that doesn’t mean I can’t ask to see tits…
Here are some stepLINKS…
The Chaos in the Jeopardy Control Room
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Some Actress VS Beyonce on Trying to Fuck Jay Z – NONSENSE
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James Franco will be Back on the Deuce Despite Being a Rapist
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Jim Carrey Quits Facebook
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Hannah Fergusing in a Red Outfit of the DAy
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Russian Man Knocking Down Building
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Wife Cries Because Burrito is TOo Much
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World’s Quickest Little Dog
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Explosion at Winternationals
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Cat on a Spinnign Chair
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