It’s President’s Day….which means you get to bang black women in your Abe Lincoln outfit, if they consent to it off course, this isn’t the 1800s you asshole and the Slaves have been freed..a momentous moment that you should ask every black girl you know or see to reenact….
Oh shit, this is Washington’s Birthday…I am Canadian….EVEN BETTER….pretend to be his adopted son and father some biracial babies…TODAY IS THE DAY!
All while being black history month…SHIT….
Or you could just got and get some President’s Sale deals at the mall – while looking at how fat the new generation of Victoria’s Secret shoppers are…not enough look like the instagram models I assume all 20 year olds look like…TRAGIC
What is the country and its people turning into…no day like President’s Day to have a deep hard think about tht one…
Here are some morning LINKS…
People are getting Killed at Black Panther Premiere…
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Alicia Vikander – the Flat Chested Tomb Raider
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Fergie’s National Anthem is Terrifying
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Some Polish Tranny Looking Monster
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Pole Dancing on a Lamp Post
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The Winner of the BAFTA Awards is…
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Lowes Truck Causes Massive Accident
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Kate Middleton Wore Green to the BAFTAs and the World Got Mad
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Horse Not Afraid of the Wolf
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Russian Gangster and his Tattooed Cat – is Very Upsetting…
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