I realize I am a very lazy person, because I generally don’t leave my couch for the entire day, then when night comes around and my crackhead friend asks me to go to the strippers with him, to get drunk with him I look at my pantless, unshowered slob self and think “naw, I’m too tired for that and can get drunk right here”….
Then at 4 am, while still drunk on my couch, pantsless and unshowered after watching hours of cam girls and netflix…I think to myself…damn..I’ve accomplished so much the last 14 hours in the same place…I should pass out on the floor and hope not to shit myself…
In a lot of ways…I am a hero…
Here are some morning links….even though it’s noon…
Mischa Barton Crashign a UHaul is Life
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This Video is Called the Perfect Belly Dance _ Jerk Off Now..
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Cleavage that Doesn’t Matter of the Day
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The Worst Band to Stalk
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Struggling to Steal the Gum Ball Machine
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Jennifer Aniston and her Granny Tits Get Invited to Events
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Lena Dunham is Disgusting – You’d Think She’d At Least Try
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Hit and Run Driver Tries to Escape
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Bootleg Kim Kardashian
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This Elephant Video is Terrible – But Important – Because I fucking Love Elephants and I want the people behind this Dead….
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Teen Lesbians in front of School Children…Why?
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