I kept a telemarketer from Hong Kong trying to sell me some sort of stock investment bullshit….on the phone for over an hour..
I know I probably should have been doing important morning hangover dump posts….but it was more fun asking him if he was Margot Robbie from the Wolf of Wall Street because if he was…he did good for himself with them nude scenes…you know it went on and on and wouldn’t have gone viral on instagram or wherever the kids are….
Not very funny to anyone by myself…but here I am back at the morning links like I am programmed to do because thanks to be coded like the robot I am by using the internet obsessively since 1995….
Here are the links…
Warren Buffett’s Million Dollar NCAAA Bracket
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Jersey Shore Family Vacation Erotica
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Ashley Graham in a Bikini is Disgusting
CLICK HERE
Michael Caine Fucked a Young Demi Moore but Hates Pedos
CLICK HERE
Bear Climbs on a Man’s Back..
CLICK HERE
Court Painting at the Australian Open
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DIRTY LITTLE GIRLS
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