I wish I was hungover from St Patrick’s Day like some basic white person who gets waisted dancing along to Celtic music, dressed like a Leprechaun while getting shit faced on green beer……
But I don’t fuck wit St Patrick’s Day, too many white people, and the chicks who participate in St Patrick’s day are all fat and disgusting beer drinking looking pigs, out to get fucked, sure, but not the kind of girl I want to fuck…
So instead, I drink alone, in what I call the Self Destruction parade, that we may not have floats for or police escorts…but that are far more peaceful because they aren’t filled with loud, drunk assholes….that don’t belong to hot drunk chicks…
Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…
Jim Carrey is Pretty Amazing
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Meat Expert on Choosing the Best Meat
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Some Slut Pug in a Bikini on Vacation
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Courtney Stodden Doesn’t Understand Sex Abuse
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Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift back On
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Ellen Barkin VS Terry Gilliam
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Sophia Vegas is some REal Fucking Fake Titty Trash
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Car in a Crash
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Russian Workplace Safety
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Bella Thorne Horse Face but got Big Tits
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Dirty Girls…
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