Courtney Stodden’s bolt on tits that look liked they got bolted on by a one armed, possibly blind, maybe brain injured plastic surgeon, were let out to breath recently, and while wondering how this woman is capable of breathing or going through life with these things strapped to her chest, part of me feels inspired…inspired that despite it not being the 90s, the era of the bolt on tits, girls are still bolting on their tits, and sure Stodden isn’t the 16 year old she pretended to be for the media when she first came to our attention, and is likely in her mid 40s, and a sex worker who always craved tits like this, but like the rest of tabloid reading america, I liked to believe the lie, the story, it was funny….but not as funny as whatever the fuck these tits are…they are comical, circus tits, clown tits, that I want to juggle in my mouth tits…
I am a fan of whatever this is.