I may not have hid any easter eggs inside the asses of sex workers for my own kind of Easter Egg hunt, I’m old and prefer being alone than entertaining women I am paying to put objects inside, because if you know hookers, you know that not only do they cost money but they also expect you to talk to them…making for awkward times while trying to explain your plan for your easter egg hunt, to relive some childhood trauma you had with one of your coaches….it’s easier to sit at home, stare at the wall and watch you wife eat all the fucking chocolate she can, but not enough to Diabetic coma her and really offer you that Easter Miracle you’ve wanted for years..
That said, it is Easter Monday, which I assume is the Day Jesus came back from the death hoax that is the original VIRAL video…everyone or a lot of people tend to believe as fact…despite never ever seeing anyone else ever come back from the dead…unless they weren’t dead in the first place…
Marketing…
I don’t know if people work on this the holiest of days, but I will..cuz this isn’t work.
WTF instagam – #EASTER is TOO PORNO…
Here are some stepLINKS…
Royal Rapist of the Day
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China Space Station Breaking APart
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Some SF Cops Shooting a Guy to See if He would be Resurrected in this HOLY time
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Katy Perry Throwing a Chair on American Idol
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Pipeline Burst – SUV THROWN in AIR
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Bill and Ted’s Reboot to Happen – WITH KEANU
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PORN CHICK IN CLOTHING – WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE THAT
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Build a Giant Baseball Chair – Because You’re That Guy
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Driver Drags Cop in Traffic Stop
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A New Social Network
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