I like to think the best excuse for updating the site in the afternoon is that I volunteer mornings at the Children’s Hospital doing some Patch Adams (RIP) song and dance for the cancer kids bound to die…because I am a fucking hero…but I guess I could say I am training for myy lifelong goal of running a marathon…or maybe I work with the elderly, trying to get into their WILLS at the local park…and those slow fucks bite into posting on the site time..or that I have a job cuz you fucks don’t pay me…
But the truth is that no one gives a fuck about what I have to say, and for 10 of the last 14 years of the site, I worked it like a 9-5 job…even though the reason I did the site was because I couldn’t keep a 9-5 Job…because working is for suckers…
So I figure I’ll update it when I wake up, not on a schedule, because the real internet people getting paid are social media idiots and all they do is post a selfie a day at whatever time in the day…allowing them the easiest job and life ever….
Even if this site seems like a joke, I have to write about shit I don’t care about, and find all the shit I don’t care about and update all the shit I don’t care about….for no reason…but it’s all I got. So I’ll keep it up.
Here are some morning links…
BIG TITTY Girl Challenged in a Drinking Game
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Bullfighter of the Day
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Tesla Autopilot Crash…
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Worst Reunion Tour Ever
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Jenna Dewan – Single Mother
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INCLUSIVE post of the Day because Sluts Come in All Colors
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Migrant Caravan of the Day
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Anna Wintour is Done
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Jackie Chan’s Amazing Throw
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New Social MEDIA Sluts
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