One of life’s greatest gifts is being unemployed and be able to wake up when my hungover ass wakes up shaking, needing more booze, maybe water…not because I am gifted another day to fail…but because I would hate to be forced to wake up to an alarm like one of you idiots…you can be as rich and famous and successful as you want…but living the lazy life is better…no pressure, no headaches, sure the hookers are cheaper and more diseased, but if you have no standards…that’s good enough…
Today, don’t try to thrive and strive and be your best – cripped by work….go for “good enough”…it’s more relaxing…like everyday is a piss scented, mold filled, damp basement apartment with shitty food spa day…..
Here are some MORNING LINKS…
The Youtube Shooter was So Weird
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Hot Clumsy Girl Goes Viral – This is her “Claim to Fame”
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Ready to Drop Erotica of the Day
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The Best There Ever Was and Ever Will Be On This Internet Place We call Home…
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Aubrey O’Day’s Slutty Instagram Pics
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Lohan is a Good Spokesperson…
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THe Most Expensive Hotel Room in North America…..
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Truck VS School Bus
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Windows in a Building Get Blown Out
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SF Cops in a Shootout
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Tow Truck Ruins Car
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Motorbike Close call
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Dumb Hitchhiker of the Day
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