It’s always a great time when you decide to leave the house because it is your birthday and you’re forced out of the house by the one person who still cares it is your birthday, because the older you get…the less people give a fuck…even when they have facebook birthday updates…it’s a selfish world….and really I don’t care about other people’s birthdays either, so I get it…
HOWEVER…when you’re out, and you’re judging young retards that are out partying, out at the casino, out with slutty half naked girls who you laugh at in their drunken state like the sloppy messes they are…calling them all pathetic in your head…or sluts, or the chubby girls slobs, in your head..like you did when you were their age…the whole elitist “losers”…..forgetting that you’re pushing 50, you don’t fit into your pants anymore because you only wear sweatpants, and you probably smell like vinegar…piss…and impending death…the person none of these people would even look at twice, maybe just once as they figure out who the creep is because they are creeped out by you, or to describe you to the police when they call them on you for being at their party spot…
Getting older…is a wonderful thing…when nothing in your head changes because you’ve lived in a vaccuum the last 2 decades…but you’re not the old fat fuck girls cross the street to avoid…
Magic.
Here are some stepLINS in the morning…
Two Angels Sent from Fame Whore Heaven…
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How an Eagle Handles an earthquake
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Judge Judy Makes a Crazy Amount of Money
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Tara Reid Owes her Career to The Dude
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Low Bridge – High Payload
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Baby Elephant of the Day
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Asshole Driver of the Day
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Cashier Goes Mental…
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Dancing Granny of the Day
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Russell Crowe Jockstrap Gets a Lot of Money
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Brad Pitt’s New Pussy
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Model in a Bathing Suit
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Crane Collapse of the Day
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Guy Makes an Alluminum Foil Ball
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The Best Things in Life are Free – Like This Social Network…
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