Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I always get excited when my 25 year old neighbor does something like leaves her dome light on in her car, or similar careless things…like collecting her mail for her…that give me a good excuse to go let her know as a good neighbor, while really I’m just being creepy because I know she has huge tits, doesn’t wear a bra, and is the PUSSY HOLE I hear having sex multiple times a week when I’m trying to expedite my impending death through self destruction…

Last night, she left the dome light in her car and I was very happy, I could position it as “I’d hate for you to wake up to a dead battery and I couldn’t let it just go without telling you”…you know…hero move…

I just waited until I heard her taking a shower or her fucking her boyfriend to knock on her door and tell her…you know strategic timing…so that she’d answer in a panic half naked…to my smiling hero face….the strip club without the cover charge…Because I believe it is important to help people who have great tits, who are half naked when you help them, because I’m a pervert..

That was my night…and Here are some morning links…..

Mariah Carey is a Fucking Crazy Person

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Jennifer Aniston Old Lady in a Slutty Dress

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Sarah Hyland Nipple Pincher

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The Dumbest Internet Prank – EVER

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Amy Schumer is Some Ugly as Fuck

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Rapper to be Released from Jail Soon

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Plane Crash Captured on Dash Cam

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Two Kids Create an Earthquake with Dynamite

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Cute Black Bears

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The Dumbest Gender Reveal of the Day

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day April 18th, 2018