Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I forget 90 percent of things I see that I figure are worth documenting on this site, things that are likely more interesting than what I actually write, because I see and get annoyed by a lot of things on the regular…my brain just can’t remember them long enough to make any sense of it….

One thing I forget is that many years ago I pitched some TV producer a TV show called BLIND MARRIAGE which was exactly what you’d expect it to be….two people go on a date, and are asked whether they are willing to get married at the end of their date, and if so, they get documented in their marriage, proving that getting married to a stranger is as effective as marrying a high school sweetheart..you know to make you realize the sham that is marriage…by milking the experiences of morons who act up on camera for TV because it’s the whole point of their existence….it is the American Dream, you can see it every where, from drunk party sluts out of control, taking selfies, to all the girls who seem to be in all the bikinis all of the time….

It would of worked, but it was rejected, but the other day I was at a girl I met off the internet’s house for some butt sex and in our minutes of getting to know each other before the butt sex, we watched some tv and I saw that it exists as a show, 10 years later, ripped off from some Norwegian show, and someone, probably a lot of people got rich off the idea I had but didn’t get rich off….because that’s the kind of loser I am…

Go into your MONDAY…remembering to not bother trying because the world doesn’t want you to succeed and if you do try…and write up a little pitch and send it to a few people…it won’t go anywhere…so just fucking get drunk and stop trying…

That’s some motivational speech for you…and Here are some morning links…

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David Schwimmer Chews Matt Leblanc’s Food for Him

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Russian Pop Slut

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David Copperfield Reveals His Scam Trick in Court

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Victoria Beckham’s Mangled Injected Face is hot…

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Girl Falls on Her Face in a Bar – Upskirt…

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Road Rage Incident Turns into a Full Blown Accident

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PACKAGE THIEF GETS BUSTED!

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Dutch Church Bells Plat Avicii Somg…

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People Breaking Laws…

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Anna Faris thinks Divorce Sucks

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Drunk Driving – Citizens Arrest

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Walrus Training…I Assume This is How Amy Schumer Got a Career….

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day April 23rd, 2018