Drunk 45 – 65 year old women are the best…especially in a resort environment wearing their old lady form fitting, body shaping bathing suits..getting wasted…in the party because they’ve finally reached the point of not giving a fuck, and wanting to have a good time, so long as their diabetes hold up….
There is always something fascinating about shirtless dudes buying a Slurpie with their fat girlfriends who are probably their sisters, because they wanted new pussy because they are tired of fucking their momes….because white trash, as repulsive as it may look and smell is a beautiful thing…it is Americana…it is what we all are…
My weekend didn’t involve either of those things…but it should have…and maybe will one day…I just need to drive to Florida…
Here are some morning Links…
Dog Loves Getting Head Stuck
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Buy Bongs!
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Underwater Poker
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Removing Tooth With Crossbow
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Buy CBD!
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Wedding Fails
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Teens Taken Out by Driver
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Crazy Man Throws Customers Out of a Restaurant
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MAria Shriver Supports Elderly Rapists
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Man Discovers he has a Massive Tapeworm
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Woman VS Popeyes Window
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Patton Oswalt’s Wife who Died Caught the Golden State Killer
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Drunk Guy at the Drive Thru
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Girl Does a Picture a Day over 8 years Creepy Narcissism
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