Paris Hilton is in a magazine, looking like she’s plastic and jacked up, looking like she’s trying to make a comeback because all her friends are out there cashing the fuck in, why shouldn’t she. She is the den mother, the first at this. The sex tape that went viral before Kim K had viral diseases like herpes…and HPV…that Paris laid the foundation for.
She does look good, in an old lady done up with plastic surgery who is still skinny and who has implants kind of way.
She’s a bit of a legend despite being the worst…in being the useless, seemingly famous for doing nothing, who got richer than she already was, in what was actually just clever media manipulation and marketing…
So I’m into staring at whatever the fuck this international magazine, from some obscure market, photoshoot…
I mean I’d rather see her than that hairy Kim K any fucking day….