God Loving white people, who look like they are from small towns and like they tail gate every football game, you know good old typical or average, middle of the road Americans…are pretty much the worst when they are wasted….even the tight jean wearing, big titty, Southern women who are surprisingly not obese like America is rumored to be…out having a good time on their bachelorette party, with a group of multiple versions of themselves, in their PINK sweatshirts, because marriage is what these girls do, and make babies, for their suburban lives, buying Christmas Decorations in May…because they fucking love Jesus…but not enough to suck my dick in the bathroom of some honkytonk bar…
My weekend was filled with not getting my dick sucked by busty pushing 30 year old white chicks who fucking love country music and wore t-shirts that read “save a horse ride a cowboy”….in Honkytonk bars…
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The World’s Highest Paved Road – Doesn’t Look Real
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Bill Murray at a Gender Reveal
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Gigi Hadid Did Blackface
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Girl in Slutty Shorts Hits a Guy
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Lesbians of the Day
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SLUT DOES A FLIP TO SPLITS!
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Dog Interrupts Weather Forecast
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How NOT TO light a Charcoal Stove
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